Carter: So you built one?Orlin: Sort of. This won't dial multiple addresses and will only create a wormhole once and probably burn out.Carter: And you ordered the materials online?
The lab rats at Area 51 are always looking for new applications for the alien technology being brought back to Earth by Stargate Command. Their latest innovation is the Stargate Coaster, a miniaturized stargate with its event horizon permanently fixed in place. It's the perfect solution for keeping your hot or cold drinks from damaging table surfaces — a problem we could only solve using advanced alien technology.
The Stargate Coaster Set comes with four mini stargates, each measuring 4.57" (11.6cm) across. The stargate design is screen accurate and was taken from the CGI files used to create the visual effects for Stargate SG-1. Each glyph and chevron is perfectly reproduced, hand cast in resin and hand painted in detail with weathering. The event horizon is semi-transparent blue with a rippled surface, just like the big 'gates.
So tip back a frosty one in honor of the brave men and women who every day risk it all to protect humanity. And when you set your drink down, do it in style with a Stargate Coaster just $29.95 for a set of four.Note:
Stargate Coasters are hand-painted sculptures and are not
dishwasher safe. When necessary, please clean with a damp, clean cloth.