I am the Thoroughbred of Sin, hear me whinny.
Dr Horrible: If you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death whinny?
Just who is this intimidating equine? He's none other than the leader of the Evil League of Evil in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. His messengers: a trio of cowboys known as the Bad Horse Chorus. His message:
The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware
The grade that you receive'll be your last, we swear
So make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare
You're saddled up; there's no recourse
In honor of the iron-hoofed outlaw, we've emblazoned his "Wanted" poster on a heavyweight, preshrunk black cotton Gildan T-shirt. Designer Megan Lara depicts Bad Horse in muted gold and advises those who spot the Evil One to contact Captain Hammer.*
Available in unisex sizes small to 3XL and junior sizes small to 2XL, the Bad Horse T-Shirt starts at just $19.95.
* Just be sure Bad Horse doesn't find out you snitched!